This came from an investor:
Q: What’s the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
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This came from an investor:
Q: What’s the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
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I still like that one, but FYI it’s recycled from the dot com bust era.
Here’s an oldie:
There are two sides of the balance sheet – the left side and the right side. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
Really old, circa 1987 stock market crash.
Only back then it was a Porsche…
John Dizard says that every ten years there comes a financial downturn that the experts claim their models said was an unanticipated asteroid-wiping-out-the-dinosaurs sort of event. He says they give journalists the opportunity to recycle old copy.
Same with jokes.