READERS, this will be an unusually short WATER copying and pasting Water Cooler, because as you can see, something has gone horribly wrong with the shift keys on my powerbook
By Lambert Strether of Corrente.
IN CASE I CAN”T GET TO MY BACKUP MAc — thanks — hine, fight my way through the router problem, and into my mail, and into the nc backstage over there, here is the corbysteria tweet that wins the internet today–
Daily Telegraph prints exclusive pic of Jeremy Corbyn's new Shadow Cabinet meeting pic.twitter.com/jdx8SrBZEX
— Boothby Graffoe (@boobygraffoe) September 14, 2015
windows box na ga happen
when computers fail they fail not as single spies but in battalions
it is truly remarkable how many tasks require the shift key
who am i e.e. cummings question mark
talk amongst yourselves multiple exclamation points
2016
good news, finally i know what biden’s qualifications are. i had been wondering david sirota, business insider
Despite opposition from Wellstone and other liberals, Biden became a prominent Democratic supporter of legislation in 2000 to further restrict bankruptcy protections. The initiative was backed by one of Biden’s top supporters: Delaware-based credit card titan MBNA. Not only had the company’s employees collectively become one of his largest campaign contributors, the firm had employed Biden’s son Hunter right out of law school and later paid Hunter Biden consulting fees while his father pushed the bankruptcy bill. MBNA’s top executive had purchased Biden’s Delaware home for a price that Biden’s political opponents depicted as a sweetheart deal to a powerful legislator.
honestly, i just don’t see how clinton can top this demonstration of fealty and clientelism. ka-ching.
headline — 43 States Will Have Machines At Least 10 Years Old, Could Lead to Long Lines and Lost Votes brennan center for justice or a lot worse than quote lost unquote
headline — A Pro-Clinton Super PAC Is Going Negative On Bernie Sanders HUFFPO DAMMIT i don’t mind david brock being a mercenary who switched sides, but a mercenary who switches sides and then backs candidates is a different kettle of ka-ching. quote media matters unquote not quote hillary matters quote eh question mark
headline — The threat of Jeremy Corbyn’s radically anti-American agenda wapo and by quote anti-american the post editorial board means anti-israel, what a shocker. i would have thought that agita in the city would translate to agita on wall street, but i suppose shoving the knife in via proxy is safer and cleaner
because headline — Labour Names Opponent of BOE Independence as Finance Spokesman bloomberg say no more say no more
headline — Twitter offers new cash stream for presidential candidates ap so why not everyone question mark so tired of paypal
headline — Wall Street’s latest panic: Trump could win politico because the candidate who is both wall street friendly, not sociopathic, and sane would be… would be… would be….
stats
Empire State Mfg Survey, quote colon paste — The shocking weakness in August was no fluke as the Empire State index came in far below expectations — econoday
Industrial Production, quote — A reversal in the auto sector pulled down industrial production in August — econoday and quote excluding motor vehicle production, however, industrial production was unchanged
Business Inventories, quote — slightly on the heavy side — econoday and quote don’t look to be a make-or-break factor for production or employment.
the fed, headline tim duy, bloomberg quote The Federal Reserve is looking for a time with minimal downside risks to raise interest rates. The wavering global economy is likely creating enough downside risk to defer that first hike to a later meeting end quote. so mr market had a pre-sad and that did the trick
europe — quote Industrial production in the eurozone rose by 1.9% in the year to July, beating forecasts by some distance business insider cheap euro, say i
headline — The Year 2015 Is Shaping Up to Be Another Time When Everything Moves in Tandem bloomberg with handy chart showing asset movements over time. so if in a crisis things correlate, is this a crisis, i ask
headline — The 27 scariest moments of the financial crisis business insider more charts, scareeeee!
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Re: My Shift Key Won’t Work
Lambert, You could use the Windows Accessories > Ease Of Access > On Screen Keyboard.
Although “Ease Of Access” is a relative term in this case. Good luck.
He’s prolly not gonna find Windows Accessories on a Mac. But in both Windows and Mac, it’s possible to remap keys to get round a mechanically malfunctioning key. One OS X app:
http://scripts.sil.org/cms/scripts/page.php?site_id=nrsi&item_id=ukelele
Thanks for the tip, but the keyboard is my basic working tool. I don’t want workarounds. But I am starting to think that the Mac hardware plus increasingly iOS-inflected operating system is just too fragile. I use this machine hard, but a costly problem in less than a year is not acceptable. I love the light weight, which is also good for my back and shoulders, but the Mac isn’t Apple’s main product line any more, I think that’s starting to show, and if I can find a slick *nix that “just works,” and a lightweight pc laptop that doesn’t cost the earth, I might give apostasy some serious thought.
If you are like me and never use the caps lock key, it could be remapped (somewhat logically) to function as a Shift key.
I’m a great fan of linux and your operating system can be carried on a thumb drive that plugs into any handy 386/pc computer. This is what Snowden is demonstrating to Greenwald in Citizen Four.
Windows 10 is not bad although the spyware accusations are disturbing.
Lambert, the command key on my macbook pro went a few months ago and then some other keys too. It wasn’t just the key but the works behind it as well, so I couldn’t just swap in new keys. I replaced the entire keyboard and backlight myself using some special screwdrivers and a magnifying glass. You basically have to remove almost every piece inside the laptop in order to get the old keyboard/backlight out and swap in the new ones, and there are literally 60 tiny screws that hold the keyboard in place, but I managed it and it only cost about, IIRC, $60 for parts and a couple hours labor. Well worth it IMO as although my macbook is about 4 years old now, it works well and with the new keyboard should give me another few years with any luck. Here’s the tutorial link I used for my particular machine, they have them for other models as well: http://www.insidemylaptop.com/replacing-keyboard-on-macbook-pro-13-inch-late-2011-laptop/.
I had a Macbook for years, nice computer. Spilled some water on it, bought a $250 Chromebook and installed Linux on it without a second thought. Come on in, the apostasy water’s great!
I’ve been wondering which Chromebooks can be loaded with Linux. I run Crunchbang Linux on my Asus Netbook.
Best computers ever. Small, yet very useful. Too bad they stopped making them.
I still have one chugging along.
I believe crouton will run Ubuntu or Debian on just about any Chromebook and work fairly well. I have an HP Chromebook 14.
do both shift-keys, right and left, fail to function?
if you attach a usb external keyboard to your Mac do either/both of its shift keys work?
(trying to narrow the problem down)
if the Mac less than a year old it may be covered by warranty
Thanks, but I tried all that….
Thanks Jim, my Macbook Shift key just died…
Or if MAC supports it, the ALT+keypad Decimal values of characters as expressed in the ASCII table:
http://www.asciitable.com/
For example a question mark is ALT+63. Only the keypad works for this, not the main keyboard number keys.
Perhaps someone in the NC readership could ‘splain to me why Wall Streeters seem to have their panties in a wad over a 0.25% rate hike. (That’s 1/4 of 1%).
I mean aren’t we supposed to be in in recovery mode? Are things so fragile that a piddly fraction of 1% might derail the whole economy?
Is someone exposed to huge bets (they may not be able to cover) made on the timing of a hike? A bunch of CDS related to this out there maybe?
Maybe I’m just dense, but I just don’t get the all the weeny-whining going on about this.
It’s not the magnitude; it’s the change of direction (easing to tightening). That’s a big deal.
Moreover, the Fed is entering into a new regime for setting the policy rate. In the past, they could control the Fed Funds rate by making reserves more or less scarce. That is now impossible, with vast quantities of excess reserves owing to QEx.
Now the Fed will implement its policy rate via the IOER (Interest On Excess Reserves) rate. Money market funds (which were temporarily guaranteed by the Treasury during the 2008 crisis owing to their systemic importance) are expecting a shake-up, in which government money market funds will benefit at the expense of others.
Maybe this regime change will work fine. But it’s new and untested. Implementing systemic changes on a “hot swap” basis is always fraught with risk.
So in a cruel twist of irony, the New Normal is that the Fed will now pay Billions to the banks to stop loaning $$$ to people. And I suppose we can’t call this Bailout II, because Bailout I and ZIRP has already made the banks fabulously wealthy.
Is there no end to the wealth transfer schemes of TPTB? I suppose when we all live under bridges and are eating insects, that might do it.
ON RRP (Overnight Reverse Repurchases) are the heart of the new policy, as explained by a Federal Reserve paper from Feb. 2015:
If IOER (currently 0.25%) rises to 0.50% after a rate hike, a new ON RRP rate of 0.25% has to do the heavy lifting of actually making the policy rate rise off the floor to a new range of 0.25 to 0.50%.
Is there no end to the wealth transfer schemes of TPTB?
No — not under this regime. Because “trickle-down”.
Thanks for that clarification
Thanks. This and your comment following are very helpful.
Shinola.
No ‘panties in a wad’ required when you’ve got slick wet dreams like these:
‘Oil Traders Hire Tanks on Tiny Island to Profit From Global Glut’
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-15/oil-traders-hire-tanks-on-tiny-island-to-profit-from-global-glut
the real ??? is why in 2015 central banks are not using basis points instead of 1/4 points for a move ? the disruptive jolt an ancient spread of 25 basis points in a world of micro basis seems a rather anachronistic way of running the show…like white shoe firms(pertee red soles there fella) and closing the bank at 3 pm…the world has changed a bit folks at BIS central planning land…mayhaps ye shall change too… the world does not operate at 25 basis point changes anymore…time to make the donuts…363 uber alles…or ueber allen
Basically, you can’t taper a ponzi scheme
Re: Corbynsteria. My mother-in-law has just asked me, I wish I was joking, whether she should take her money out of pensioner bonds (ugh, don’t ask, but if you really want to know, these are a shameless bribe to older people with savings who were complaining that thanks to the ZIRP to bail out the banks they couldn’t get risk free returns any more so the government paid retirees — not the poor ones with no money, but the ones with it — to buy sovereign debt at in effect discount prices in the form of above market yield) in case for some unspecified reason there’s a snap election and Corbyn gets elected and Labour form a government.
After which event, according to my mother-in-law the U.S. (the U.S. is my mother-in-law’s default choice of capricious unpredictable actor on the world stage with enough power to actually cause mischief and, in her imaination, is like a slightly psychotic friend who is nice most of the time but every so often goes round the supermarket brandishing a machete and threatening the Camembert cheese for no apparent reason — so please don’t take it personally) will “sell the pound” (how many? and who to? I asked her, alas I did not get a satisfactory answer) thus causing her financial ruin.
So, another triumph for Lynton Cosby’s wonderful legacy and the conservative party’s continuing mission to target the electorate.
Can I emigrate somewhere more sensible? Like Louisiana maybe? How hard is it to get a green card these days?
why would you think Louisiana is sensible?
that’s one of the craziest places in the entire country
It is also one of the most unapologetically pragmatic places. To us, (my wife is from there and I lived there twenty years or more,) corruption is a fact of life and the social system has adapted to that. Like Mexico without the Narcos. (We have the Petroleos.) As an added bonus, Louisiana is the model and test bed for the upcoming Neo Liberal Promised Land. (We used to laugh that Louisiana was the Northernmost Bananna Republic. Little did we know that we were the Vanguard of the Oligarchiate.)
I got a postcard once from a friend who was holidaying there — it had a picture of a giant whiskey barrel, which looked like it was made out of fiberglass. I think people paid to have their photo taken alongside it. That, I thought to myself, is a state which has its priorities right.
OK, I see your point.
I’ve never been there myself. I only know what I read on the internet and what i remember from tennessee williams characters, in his plays. they were mostly crazy lunatics.
greencards are easy in america…if you want to work have the misses buy a biz for at least 150 grand and poof…
two weeks later…congratz and welcome to the bayou state…
would you like me to frame your photo with just the top of your head or would you perhaps like the shot with you more centered next to the whisky barrel thing…
Mississippi had a scam going a few years ago where predominantly Asian investors put their money into a solar film factory, (which we haven’t seen hide nor hair of,) and received a green card good for the whole family. Who says we don’t get family values?
yes…but wild wild west eb-5’s you describe are capped at about 3 thousand visas per year…e-2 program I was talking about above is unlimited (but not available to mainland chinese, russian or brazilian parties)…and you control your own destiny…no need to hope and pray the eb-5 regional center did not price the deal at three times its real value…
Ah. I am amazed at how ‘creative’ our ‘governmental facilitators’ can get.
It’s really funny to see the Brazilians lumped in with ‘traditional’ adversaries like Russians and Han Chinese. We have any die hard Peronistas in the State Department?
America! The land of Talking Money!
I understand there are vampires in Louisiana. Or maybe that’s fiction…
We would certainly welcome you in Louisiana, but be prepared to forfeit any attachment to working infrastructure.
You might be confusing us with the Blood Sucking Squids from New York.
Louisiana would be a great choice if you have introductions to the “right people.”
Re: Corbisteria: I look forward to a re-working of “Reds Under the Bed” and “Reefer Madness” in imminent issues of the WaPo. They just parrotted a string of the worst Daily Mailisms, they didn’t even apply a modicum of subtlety by using some of the more joined-up anti-Corbyn articles from the Grauniad and fellow travellers in the BBC.
Oddly, WaPo was even more scared by Jeremy Corbyn than they seem to be by Bernie Sanders, who is basically the same thing.
To the best of my limited knowledge, many EuroBrit leftists are indeed antiAmericanitic culture-racist antiAmericanites. So what? If they could gain power throughout Europe and Britain, it could lead America to a New Birth of Isolationism. I suppose some would call that a bad thing . . . .
The case for BIden: great teeth. He’d have the best Presidential teeth since Carter.
And Politico:
I believe Trump can win the GOP nom given the feeble opposition. Those oppo boys better get to work if it’s likely to do them any good. Clearly Hillary, at this point, is Wall Street’s great white hope.
The case for BIden: great teeth. He’d have the best Presidential teeth since Carter.
all the genuineness of caps and hairplugs.
Think Herb Tarlek.
What would complete Biden’s ensemble is a plaid sport coat and white loafers with the brass blingbling thingies
It would be surreal if President Trump were to convince the Congress to reform the carried interest tax loophole! Heck, it’s surreal and scary just saying “President Trump”!
If we’ve learned anything from the Obama era, we should understand that we can’t take presidential candidates seriously. I have no reason to believe anything Trump says or promises. The one bright side to Trump is he’s making anti-establishment statements, even if he doesn’t believe in them.
NRA Campaign Contributions Are Being Investigated In Connecticut
windows box na ga happen
when computers fail they fail not as single spies but in battalions
it is truly remarkable how many tasks require the shift key
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/15/west-ignored-russian-offer-in-2012-to-have-syrias-assad-step-aside
Now, for bonus points, who was secretary of state when this offer was rejected? Someone please remind me.
Haim Saban 2:
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/hillary-clinton-tells-israeli-billionaire-and-mega-donor-she-will-support-israel
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Big Brother Not Watching The Watching One They Should Be:
Reuters: Homeland Security websites vulnerable to cyber attack
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, I hope that the shift key returns to the land of the living. Your reference to e. e. cummings reminded me that I may still have PTSD from some of his efforts, especially In [Just-
spring, with its typographic monstrosities and the goatfooted balloon man (how symbolic) and
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[Old e.e. may have redeemed himself with The Enormous Room, his memoir of being imprisoned for being insufficiently reverent toward The War to End All Wars. Otherwise, he seems to have been all ego all the time.]
may you never have to quote colon paste again…it leaves a terrible taste
I do it so you don’t have to!
@Lambert [I know you said you don’t want workarounds, but in case of emergency]:
I try to avoid unneeded shift-key usage simply because I’m a lazy typist and a ‘content over form’ guy. Some tips you may find handy in that vein until you find yourself suitably shifty again:
o Use ” or `’ instead of double-quotes;
o Use [] in place of (), and {};
o Use a text editor that allows case-toggling of selected text [of course that needs ctrl-something, but if your shift key is broken but ctrl-key ain’t…].
HTML markup is alas a horse of a different color, so there – I should note I am almost exclusively a manual-HTML-er, [including this technical page where I deployed some nontrivial math formulae, of the kind that actually behave as text, e.g. w.r.to page-resize, using nothing more that old-fashioned HTML; scroll down from that URL-bookmark a few panes to see the real fun begin] – I often use [] in place of as I’m composing and then do a global-replace once done.
“europe — quote Industrial production in the eurozone rose by 1.9% in the year to July, beating forecasts by some distance business insider cheap euro, say I”
Sounds about right. Hope they didn’t bugger any of their neighbors for it. But I think internal growth should pick up in coming months, what with all the new folk showing up.
Re: WaPo Corbyn hysteria.
Wait — you mean Israel isn’t one of the 50 states??
Course not — each state gets two senators, Israel gets 55 or so.
Ha!
Grandmaster of the Great Game.
Gagging yet? Wait, there is more!
Wow. I am not sure that the Nobel folks considered “ruthless” as a necessary quality of any Peace Prize winner, but whatever. All I want to know is, what the heck was the good perfesser McCoy smoking while writing this?
Professor McCoy is partially right in his description of the (hopefully) easing of tensions and re-establishment of economic and diplomatic relations with Iran and Cuba, but in all other regards this article seemed pretty bad to me.
Admittedly I stopped reading it when I finished the section on how wonderfully brilliant the TTP and TTIP is. Ruthless, yes, a ruthless sacrifice of the American people to Corporatacracy.
The sycophantic comments and replies to this article were, if possible, worse.
You mostly describe my reaction, too. Let’s suppose McCoy turns out to be correct and Grandmaster Barry O manages to extend American hegemony for another generation or two. My questions then are: At what cost? Who pays that cost? Who benefits? As McCoy shyly mentions, the TTP and TTIP have certain…costs. To both the US and its “Partners”, or at least the underclasses. For its “non-partners,” the “shift” from “coercion” to [what McCoy must view as non-coercive] regime changes, color revolutions, and air bombing campaigns [non-coercive bombs! yay!] is paying handsome [non-coercive] dividends everywhere from North Africa through Ukraine to Afghanistan in the form of very coercive violence. Sounds absurd but that’s what McCoy’s definition of Obama’s shift to the “cooperative realm” amounts to. So who benefits from all this? Well, it sure ain’t us common people. We get stuck with paying the costs while the elites collect their imperial tributes. So why in the world does McCoy think that Grandmaster Barry O’s such an unmitigated, runaway geostrategic success? Beats me.
NeoLibs + NeoCons = GDP Growth
wow. I want some.
“honestly, i just don’t see how clinton can top [Joe and Hunter Biden’s] demonstration of fealty and clientelism [toward MBNA]. ka-ching.”
There’s no excusing the Bidens deed, but in 2013 Madame Clinton took $400,000 from Goldman Sachs for giving two speeches [http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/hillary-clinton-rakes-big-money-two-goldman-sachs-speeches-one-week]. I’m not sure what financial insights she had to offer that would warrant such a princely sum.
Of course, she might have explained how someone could legitimately turn $1,000 into $100,000 in the cattle futures market over the course of ten months [http://www.nytimes.com/1994/03/30/us/hillary-clinton-turned-1000-into-99540-white-house-says.html]. In that case, she should have held out for more. Much more.
I want to underline this:
because headline — Labour Names Opponent of BOE Independence as Finance Spokesman bloomberg say no more say no more
This would give both The City and Wall Street very good reason to get their knickers in a twist, and I wouldn’t put it past them to have declared open season on both Corbyn and Sanders. Normally, I deprecate the idea of the 0.01% picking up the phones and letting publishers know the score, because self-censorship, capture, and simple self- and class-interest are safer, more efficient, and more effective, but in a crisis, as we know, things correlate…
Is it at all possible for the MSM to overplay their hand? (Serious question.) Yves has elucidated a desire to raise the critical thinking skills of this sites readership. Add that to the “enlightened leadership class” readership of this blog, and a strategy appears. Like the “?” percenters of pre WW2 fame, is there a threshold level where ‘influential eyes’ cease being a readership and become an advocacy group?
If you can’t change the minds of the power cliques, then change the cliques. Sounds simple, doesn’t it.
Yes, I’d agree ambrit. Everyone I’ve spoken to about the Corbyn coverage (even my mother-in-law for cryin’ out loud, who is my go-to bell weather litmus test for when I want a reactionary narrow Middle England view of current affairs) says that it is just utterly ridiculous.
“a storm in a teacup”, “making a big fuss about nothing”, “they’ve obviously got it in for him” are typical verbatim comments.
Not sure about U.S. culture, but for the Brits, when you get a public figure relentlessly kicked and pilloried, it does tend here to have a boomerang effect fairly quickly, with the target of the media onslaught getting a counterbalanced sympathy vote. We are, by and large, still a reasonably tolerant lot, taken as a whole and like to at least give a nod to fair play and not picking on the underdog.
I’m with you in that one Lambert — normally any talk of “the elite” meeting in a woodland clearing to thrash out their plans for world domination has me reaching for my tin foil hat and chuckling in incredulity (what? Elon Musk is supposed to collaborate with Larry Ellison on screwing tech workers while also presumably be on the same sub committee as the Koch brothers working towards globalising union crushing ? I don’t think so. Sociopaths are not exactly known for their ability to work in teams towards common goals…)
But so all-pervasive is the Corbynsteria — so many outlets (the Murdoch usual suspects naturally such as The Sun and The Times plus the Sky TV broadcasting network, The Daily Mail and Telegraph too of course, so surprise there; but et tu The Guardian ? And the BBC ?) It’s relentless. But it is also trivial — is mornings made-up-out-nothing nonsense story is about Corbyn not singing the National Anthem and it’s in all the new programmes, the radio, the papers too of course. I’ve never seen anything so concerted and certainly for my money, co-ordinated.
Clive – I’m trying to figure out where I can get any decent perspective on Corbyn here in the UK. Right now, I feel like I can only go to The Jacobin and NC. Any thoughts for an American ex-Pat in London?
It’s like a switch was thrown.
Agreed. The closest social analogue I can think of quickly is; “Arrest the usual suspects.”
The degree of undisguised hypocracy and, more importantly, ‘sneering contempt’ for the general public is at ‘let them eat cake’ levels.
Clives’ response to my sub comment above is a clue. Even his center Right mother-in-law is outraged at this smear campaign.
Now we sit back and see how long the MSM keeps this level of vituperation up. The lifespan of this example of Corbynsteria will tell us a lot.
“I’ve never seen anything so concerted and certainly for my money, co-ordinated.”
The anti-Varousakis press was pretty bad for a while there. Until he was crushed, I mean.
I think you’re confusing Syriza with the charismatic and duplicitous Varoufakis, whose harebrained schemes Tsipras sensibly rejected. and whom Corbyn should stay away from.
The Syriza coverage was pretty bad, but this coverage is instant, across the board, and on both sides of the Atlantic; and the Daily Mail and the respectable press are hardly distinguishable. So I think it’s different.